50TH Birthday Survival KIT Blue

The blue paper gift bag measures approximately 21 X 18cm. The postcard measures 14 X 11cm. These are an ideal novelty joke gift for any age Birthday, the post card explains the humorous sentiment behind each item. The blue paper gift bag contains all of the items listed on the card. These everyday items have a sentimental or humorous meaning. The card reads.. Balloon - begin your Birthday celebrations with a BANG!!! I.D. Card - now that you’re getting old there will be times when you forget who you are, where you live and what you were doing! Party Blower - so you can raise the alarm for HELP! In case of an emergency. Marbles - a few to replace the ones you’ve lost over the years. Note Pad - remember to write everything down before you forget it. Pencil - did you forget to write everything down already? Straw - enjoy a long drink & celebrate your (age on card)?th Birthday. Money - start saving all those pennies for your retirement fund ! Candle - how many years has it been since you could burn it at both ends? Sticker - to show everyone how Very Old you actually are. Pills - swallow 1 at the first signs of s, 2 for grey hairs, 3 for minor memory loss and 4 to help with.... Oh let’s face it, at your age you may as well swallow them ALL !!! Tea Bag - so you can sit back, relax and unwind after your (age on card)?th Birthday celebrations.

• An ideal fun keepsake novelty birthday gift bag for every age.
• Full of everyday items with a humorous meaning attached.
• The blue paper gift bag measures 21 X 18cm. The postcard lists all of the items and explains the sentiment behind each one, it measures 14 X 11 cm.
• You will receive the gift bag, ALL of the contents listed on the card and the card for the age you choose..